Witty quotes And Updates 4

• Crime: Shoot Back! Remember

• Folks: Stop Lights Timed For 35 mph Are Also Timed For 70mph.

• Guys: No Shirt, No Service. Gals: No Shirt, No Charge

• If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My Mailman Look Like Jabber The Hut?

• Ask Me About Ebonics. Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel.

• Driver Legally Blond.

• Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window.

• How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He is Lost?

• GROW YOUR OWN DOPE --- PLANT A BLOND.

• All Men Are Animals; Some Just Make Better Pets.

• "POLITICIANS & DIAPERS BOTH NEED TO BE CHANGED, AND FOR THE SAME REASON"

• "I'm not tailgating, I'm keeping up with the pace car"

• Roadhead cures Roadrage...

• Tell your girlfriend I said thanks

• WARNING: in case of rapture, this car will be driver less.

• normal people worry me you say phys-co like it's a bad thing

• those who think they know everything, annoy those of us that do

• This delinquent is having sex with your honor student.

• Save the environment...plant a Bush back in Texas.

• Your faith in yourself is all you will ever have. Don't let anyone take it away from you ever.~ Holly Marie Combs

• don't regret doing things, regret getting caught

• None of us are virgins, life has screwed us all

• "my tears for you are like dark chocolate- bitter sweet and probably no good for me."

• "it takes a player to shoot a shot.. but it takes a team to win a game " - penny Lanae

• everyone in life has a purpose, even if its to serve as a BAD EXAMPLE