Witty Quotes and Updates 10

Excuse me, but I may be lost... Can you give me directions to wherever you're going?

Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW!!

Excuse me, but weren't we blissfully married in a past life?

Excuse me, but you have a beep on your nose. What? (reach up and gently squeeze her nose) BEEP. (If she laughs, she's yours; if she looks at you funny, apologize.)

Excuse me, do I need to buy a ticket for your fantastic voyage?

Excuse me, do you have change for a $100 bill? Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine.

Excuse me, do you think you might possibly have a mutual friend who could introduce us.

Excuse me, I don't want you to think I'm ridiculous or anything, but you are the most gorgeous girl/guy I have ever seen. I just felt like I had to tell you.

Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.

Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Nope, it's just a sparkle.

Excuse me, I'd like to have kids someday, and I wanted to know how your parents created such a beautiful creature.

Excuse me, I'm looking for a friend...do you want to be my friend?

Excuse me, is that your perfume that you are wearing?

Excuse me, mind if I stare at you for a minute? I want to remember your face for my dreams.

Excuse me... do you speak Klingon? For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I

 see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.

Giant polar bear (What?) It broke the ice. Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy!

Girl: I may not be Mya but my love is like whoa Go up to the person and ask for their hand. Draw a line

 across it and explain that it"s a big river, and the bunny on this side (it doesn"t matter which side) really needs to get to the other side. Then tell the person how they think that bunny got across. And when they finally

 give up, give them puppy eyes and tell them that there was no bunny, but that you just wanted to hold their hand. (Awwwwww)

God must have been in a very good mood the day we met.

Good evening. May a thorn sit down amongst the roses?

Good news, the test results are negative!> Got me? I'll do your body good.

Grab them in the butt and ask, "Pardon me, is this seat taken?"

Great choice of clothes, they match the trim in the Jag

Guy: What's your name? Girl: Danielle Guy: Oh... I thought it was Aphrodite.

Guy: Can i see your hand? (he draws a little river then a bunny on one side and says he can't get to the other side because he will go glub glub glub.)

Gal: What was the point of that? Guy : Just wanted an excuse to hold your hand

Guy: Did I see u somewhere? Girl: No Guy: Then I must of seen you in my dreams! (works everytime)

Guy: I may not be Baby Bash but you're my suga

Has anyone ever told you that you have Scandinavian hands? (Uh, no.) No, of course not, that would be an incredibly stupid thing to say, wouldn't it?

Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?

Have you been eating Cocoa Puffs? cuz I'm goin cookoo for you

Have you ever been to Hawaii? (No why?) Well it was the most beautiful thing

I've seen till I gazed into your eyes He: You look like my third wife. She: Oh, how many time have you been married? He: Twice.

Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.

Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?

Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.

Hello? Oh, your body was calling me from across the room.

Help, something's wrong with my eyes - I just can't take them off you.

Here's your chance to get to know me.

Hershey's makes millions of kisses a day...all I'm asking for is one

Hey babe, can I have your number? I think it'll look better in my pocket than in your head.

Hey baby you're so fine you make me stutter,wha-wha-what's your name?

Hey baby, where you been all my life? Hey baby, you are like a pot of gold... Hard to get and hard to hold.

Hey baby, you've got something on your butt: my eyes.

Hey baby... drop that zero and get with the hero in other words... you better come with me.

Hey kitten, how about spending some of your nine lives with me.

HEY!!!! Wanna go half on a baby?

Hey, come here often? You could, with me.

Hey, don't frown - you'll never know who might be falling in love with your smile.

Hey, don't I know you? Yeah, you're the girl/guy with the beautiful smile.

Hey, haven't I seen you before? I remember, it was in my dreams!

Hey, how did you do that? (What?) Look so good?

Hey, I lost my phone number ... Can I have yours?

Hey, Laura! (Big hug). I haven't seen you forEVER!!> (huge kiss) Wow, you've really changed! (I'm not Laura) What? Oh my God, you even changed your name!

Hey, somebody farted. Let's get out of here.

Hey, where did your smile go? (Check back pocket) Here it is!

Hey, you owe me a drink. (Answers): why? Or I do? ---Because I dropped mine when you walked past!

Hey, You were great on Bay Watch last night!

Hey... Didn't I see your name in the dictionary under "Kablaam"?

Hi, are you here to meet a nice man or will I do?> Hi, do you speak English? (yes.) Oh, me too.

Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no.

Hi, I make more money than you can spend.

Hi, I need your help! My mom says that if I don't get a date by tomorrow, she's putting me up for adoption.

Hi, I'm a fashion photographer. Would you like to be in my next photo shoot?

Hi, I'm Batman. Wanna see my batmobile?

Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for> me.

Hi, my name's Right...Mr. Right.

Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.

Hi. Are you cute?

Hi. Can I domesticate you?

Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?

Hi. My name is {name}. I'm running for president in 2012. And I could sure use your vote. Here...write down your number and I'll call you to discuss my platform.

How is your fever? [What fever?] Oh... you just look hot to me.

How much did it cost? (What?) The surgery that made you so hot!

I believe that it was Socrates who opined, "Know thyself." Well, I already know myself, how about I get to know you?

I can read palms. {write your # on their hand} OOh it says your gonna call me soon!

I can see you. [Uh, yeah.] Great! Then how about tomorrow.

I didn't know that angels could fly so low!

I didn't know that Miss America lived here!

I don't know if you're beautiful or not, I haven't gotten past your eyes yet.

I don't know you, but I think I love you already.

I dropped a tear in the ocean, the day I find it is the day I'll stop loving you

I envy your lipstick.

I have a cat. She would really like to meet you.

I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?

I have only three months to live.

I heard that you have a good dentist. Mind if I try out his> work?

I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away.

I just got dumped, and I think that you could make me feel better.

I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.

I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful> you are!

I knew that my life DID have a purpose, but not until I looked into your eyes.

I know I'm not a grocery item but I can tell when you're checking me out.

I looked up the word "beautiful" in the thesaurus today, and your name was included.

I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

I must be a snowflake, 'cuz I've fallen for you.

I must be in heaven because I'm standing next to you!

I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.

I never thought that heaven would be so close to me"

I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you.

I saw you, I had an asthma attack because you took my breath away!

I think I feel like Richard Gere - I'm standing next to you, the PrettyWoman.

I think I must be dying because I'm looking at Heaven.

I think my medication is wearing off.

I think you've got something in your eye. Oh never mind, it's just a sparkle.

I tried to find the perfect line to make you mine, sweetheart, but after searching all I could come up with was this look in my eyes and your hand in mine, and the words, will you be mine?

I want to bear all your children. (to a woman)

I want to spend the rest of my life with you.

I want you more then a Popsicle on a hot summer day I would love to be your tears, to be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks and to die on your lips.

I'd marry your cat to get in the family.

If a star fell for every time i thought of you, the sky would be empty.

If beauty were a grain of sand, you'd be a million beaches.

If beauty were sunlight, you'd shine from a million light-years away.

If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity.

If God made anything more pretty, I'm sure he'd keep it for himself.

If I could be anything I'd be a tear: Born in your eye, live on your cheek, and die at your lips.

If I could be anything, I'd love to be your bathwater.

If I could reach out and hold a star for every time you've made me smile,

I'd hold the sky in the palm of my hand.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

If I followed you home, would you keep me?

If I had a nickel for every time I've seen a woman as beautiful as you, I'd