I don't diet. I just don't eat as much as I'd like to." - Linda Evangelista, Supermodel
"He's a guy who gets up at> six o'clock in the morning regardless of what time it is." - Lou Duva, veteran boxing trainer, on the Spartan training regime of heavyweight Andrew Golota.
I"The largest crowd ever in the state of Las Vegas." - Mark Jones, TV Broadcaster
"Pitching is 80% of the game. The other half is hitting and fielding." - Mickey Rivers, baseball player
"I'm a 4-wheel-drive pickup type of guy. So is my wife." - Mike Greenwell, Baseball player
"If only faces could talk..." - Pat Summerall, Sportscaster, during the Super Bowl
"All of the Mets' road wins against Los Angeles this year have been at Dodger Stadium." - Ralph Kiner, NY Sportscaster
"Solutions are not the answer." - Richard Nixon, former U.S. President
"Permitted vehicles not allowed."- Road sign on US 27 "A bachelor's life is no life for a single man."- Samuel Goldwyn
"SAFETY FIRST: Please put on your seat belt - prepare for accident." - Sign on backseat of Taxi
"If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again." - Terry Venables
Most Popular Pickup Lines
Are you a parking ticket? (What?)
You got fine written all over you.
You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.
Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"]... I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
Pick up a pack of sugar that actually says,"sugar" on it and say, "You dropped your nametag!".
What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I'm here after.
Are your legs tired, because you've been running through my mind all day long.
Do you have a Bandaid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy!
Hey baby, you've got something on your butt: my eyes.
Hi, I make more money than you can spend.
I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away.
Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
I must be in heaven because I'm standing next to you!
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
You must be from out of space cause I can see the stars in your eyes.
If you were a booger I'd pick you first. Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!
Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say.. "I'm not really this tall....I'm sitting on my wallet."
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on the floor...so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.
Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!
Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off?
Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
All Pickup Lines
A son from your lips is an aria from heaven.
All this could be yours for one low, low price!
Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
Are my undies showing? Answer: "No." You: "Would you like them to?
Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.
Are you a tamale? 'Cause you're hot.
Are you accepting applications for your fan club?
Are you an interior decorator? When I saw you the room became beautiful.
Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?
Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?
Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven's a long way from here.
Are you Natasha, my contact?
Are you religious? Good, because I'm the answer to your prayers.
Are your legs tired, because you've been running through my mind all day long.
Aren't we supposed to get together for a candlelight dinner later tonight?
Aren't you the tiger on the Frosted Flakes box? Cuz you look "Grrrreat!"
As she's leaving....Hey aren't you forgetting something? She: What? Me!
Ask a woman for the time. "10:30? So today is January 10,1999, at 10:30 PM, thanks I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment that I met you."
Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!
Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call fine print
Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he's missing an angel!
Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.
Baby, you're the next contestant in the game of love.
Be unique and different, say yes.
Before you run, I am not a freak. Beww BEWWW Beww (What?) That is the sound of the ambulance coming to pick me up because when I saw you my heart stopped!
By the way the light is hitting your eyes, I can see myself in them, and damn, I look good!.
Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
Can I flirt with you?
Can I get a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Can i get your picture to prove to all my friends that angels really do exist
Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
Champaign can be tickly, and so can I.
(Close hand with nothing inside and give it to her)
It's my breath from when you took it away (open palm while saying this).
Coffee? Tea? Me?
Come live in my heart, and pay no rent.
Compared to you, the sun feels cold.
Could you do me a favor and tell your boyfriend he's a lucky man?
Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
Did you have Campbell's soup today? (she answers yes/no) Because you're lookin' mmm... mmm... good!
Did you hear the latest health report? You need to up your> daily intake of vitamin me.
Didn't I pick you up in the grocery store? 'Cause you're hot like salsa
Didn't I see you on the cover of Vogue?
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by> again?
Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I'm here after.
Do you eat lots of Lucky Charms? Because you look magically delicious.
Do you have a Bandaid? Because I just scraped my knee> falling for you.
Do you have a boyfriend? No. Want one?(if yes: Want another one?)
Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!
Do you have a sunburn baby, or are you always this hot?
Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
Do you have room in your life for another friend?
Do you have the time? [Gives the time] No, the time to write down my number?
Do you know karate? 'Cause your body is really kickin'.
Do you like anyone else in here? Well, I guess you are> stuck with me.
Do you like music? (Yes) Good, I've got a great stereo system at home!
Do you like to dance? Well then, could you go dance so I can talk to your friend?
Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room?
Do you remember Crayola Crayons? They used to have this color...Blizzard
Blue. It was my favorite color and I could never figure out why. But I just realized why, your eyes...Blizzard Blue.
Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror)
Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
Does beauty run in your family?
Does Levi's pay you for wearing those and looking that good?
Does my breath smell okay?
Does your watch have a second hand? I want to know how long it took for me to fall in love with you.
Don't walk into that building -- the sprinklers might go off!
Don't you know me from somewhere?
Ever since I met you, you've lived in my heart without paying any rent
Excuse me miss, I don't mean to stare, but um I think you're really Beautiful"
Excuse me miss... Do you have a cigarette? Actually, I don't want one, I just wanted to start a conversation with you.
Excuse me miss? You dropped something back there? (As you look around you ask "where") Over there! (Ask again: "What did I drop?") He answers back: My jaw!
Excuse me, but did you happen to find my Nobel Peace Prize?
Excuse me, but do you have tickets? (Tickets for what?) (Points to arm and flex) To the gun show!
Excuse me, but I DO think it's time we met.
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