If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.
If I were to borrow your glasses, could I see you home?
If it weren't for that DAMNED sun, you'd be the hottest thing ever created.
If nostalgia was white and passion was black, my love for you would be a little chessboard
If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.
If water were beauty you'd be the ocean.
If you know a person's name: "Hi, [name]."
How did you know my name? "Isn't every beautiful girl named that?"
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable.
If you were a laser, you'd be set on "stunning".
If you were a library book, I would check you out.
If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.
If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.
If you were ice cream and I were hot chocolate I'd pour all my love onto you.
I'm addicted to yes, and I'm allergic to no. So what's it gonna be?
I'm feeling kind of insecure right now. Could I have a hug?
I'm invisible. (Really?) Can you see me? (Yes) How about tomorrow night?
I'm looking for a friend...do you want to be my friend?
I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.
I'm sick. My medicine is to talk to you.
I'm sorry, were you talking to me? Her: No. Well then, please start.
I'm the kind of man who deserves to have women I don't deserve.
I'm wearing Revlon colourstay lipstick, want to help me test the claim it won't kiss off?
Inheriting twenty million bucks doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.
Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
Is that baby oil on your forehead? Cause you shine like an angel.
Is there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I've been searching for!
Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off?
Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."]
Is your name Gillette? Because you're the best a man can get
It must be a day off in heaven for an angel like you to be amongst us.
It must be dark outside. 'Cause all the sunshine in the world is right here.
It's always good for you to see me again. It's my birthday! How about a birthday kiss? [Is it really your birthday?]
No, but how about a kiss anyway?
It's not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.
I've been noticing you not noticing me.
I've gotta thirst, baby, and you smell like my Gatorade.
I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good.
Just where do those legs of yours end? Know what I like best about you baby? You haven't maced me yet.
Let's make like a Fabric softener and Snuggle
Let's make out so I can see if you taste as good as you look.
Life without you would be like a broken pencil...pointless.
Like the sheets on your bed I want cover you with love.
Listen to this: my buddies over there said that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful boy/girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with some of their money? [Look at his/her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?", say
"Checking to see if you were made in heaven." Man, you sure are bright girl! Were you raised by the stars?
Man: "Would you like to dance?" Woman:(looks at> you up and down) "No thank you." Man: "Sorry, you must've misunderstood me. I said: "you look fat in those pants!"
Man: excuse me did you just feel my ass? Girl: no you: why not?
Man:"Girl, you are so rude!" Girl:"How am I being rude?" Man:"Because you're looking so fine and not telling me you're name."
Many people will walk in and out of your life. But only lovers will leave a footprint on your heart. And you my dear have left one great leap on mine!
May I have the distinguished honor and privilege of sitting next to you?
Miss, you made my heart stop...
My leech would like you as a new host.
My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love. My lips are registered weapons. Can I invade your personal space?
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
My love for you is like the energizer bunny, it keeps going and going.
My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to.
My psychiatrist sent me for an MRI because she thinks I have a magnetic personality.
Nice to meet you, I'm (your name) and you are...gorgeous!
Oh my god, I thought I was gay... then I met you.
Oh no, I'm choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!
Ok, I'm here, what do you want for your next wish?
Oooh, you're lookin' fine. Not in the good way, in the "you'll do" way. (Open and close wallet quickly) Here's my "Fine Arts Connoisseur" diploma.
You sure are a masterpiece. Pardon me, but what pickup line works best with you? (Person walks in, and you say:) And out of nowhere comes the sunshine!
Pick up a pack of sugar that actually says, "sugar" on it and say, "You dropped your nametag!".
Picture this, you, me, bubble baths, and a bottle of champagne.
Pinch me. "Why?" You're so fine I must be dreaming.
Please don't go or else I will have to make a report to the cops....u stole my heart
Pull my finger.
Really like your peaches and I wanna shake your tree.
Say, didn't we go to different schools together?
Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance? Smile if you want me!.
So, are you going to give me your phone number, or am I going to have to stalk you?
So, what do you like to do for fun? (Why?) 'Cause
I'm gonna ask you out.
So, you're a girl huh? Somebody needs to write explosive on you, cuz your the bomb!
Something tells me you're sweet. Can I have a sample?
Speak of the devil....or should I say "Angel"?
Stop, Drop, and Roll baby 'cause you're on fire!
Take a chance on me. (Talk to her) Did I ever tell you you're my hero?
You're everything I wish I could be? (Start Singing) I can fly higher than an eagle! (talking) Because (her name) you are the wind beneath my wings.
That's a nice watch [Thank you] Actually, that's a nice dress. [Again, thank you] Come to think of it, everything is nice on you.
The only thing your eyes haven't told me about you is your name.
There aren't enough "O"'s in the word "smooth" to describe how smooth you are.
There is much more here than what meets the eye.
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
There was no color in the world until I met you.
There's an aura about you that's hidden and I want to bring that aura out.
This is a test of the emergency pick up line service. Beeeeeeeeeep. If you had been any less beautiful, you would have just heard a bad pick up line.
This is incredible. This is the first time that this has ever happened tous. (What?) Each one of my 27 personalities found you cute!
This is your lucky day, because I just happen to be single.
Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say, "I'm not really this tall....I'm sitting on my wallet."(Walk over to her)"Ok, you can stand next to me, as long as you don't talk about it."
Walk up and say, "Yes?" "What?""Oh, my friend told me that you wanted to make out with me because I'm the finest thing you have seen all night."
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