- Crime: Shoot Back! Remember
- Folks: Stop Lights Timed For 35 mph Are Also Timed For 70mph.
- Guys: No Shirt, No Service. Gals: No Shirt, No Charge
- If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My Mailman Look Like Jabber The Hut?
- Ask Me About Ebonics. Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel.
- Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window.
- How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He is Lost?
- GROW YOUR OWN DOPE --- PLANT A BLOND.
- All Men Are Animals; Some Just Make Better Pets.
- "POLITICIANS & DIAPERS BOTH NEED TO BE CHANGED, AND FOR THE SAME REASON"
- "I'm not tailgating, I'm keeping up with the pace car"
- Roadhead cures Roadrage...
- Tell your girlfriend I said thanks
- WARNING: in case of rapture, this car will be driver less.
- normal people worry me you say phys-co like it's a bad thing
- those who think they know everything, annoy those of us that do
- This delinquent is having sex with your honor student.
- Save the environment...plant a Bush back in Texas.
- Your faith in yourself is all you will ever have. Don't let anyone take it away from you ever.~ Holly Marie Combs
- don't regret doing things, regret getting caught
- None of us are virgins, life has screwed us all
- "my tears for you are like dark chocolate- bitter sweet and probably no good for me."
- "it takes a player to shoot a shot.. but it takes a team to win a game " - penny Lanae
- everyone in life has a purpose, even if its to serve as a BAD EXAMPLE
- A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
- The sooner you fall behind the more time you'll have tocatch up.
- All those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand.
- The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
- almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
- OK, so what's the speed of dark?
- If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
- Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
- When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
- Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
- I intend to live forever -- so far, so good.
- If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
- Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
- What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
- My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder."
- Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
- If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
- A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking.
- Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
- The problem with the Gene pool is there arn't any lifeguards (hillbillies)
- To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
- The only reason I am always listening to music is to drownd out the sound of your voice!~
- Drive carefully, 90% of people are accidents.
- "Careful with that light at the end of the tunnel, it might be another train coming."
- "don't drink and drive you might spill your beer"
- If you can't fix it with duck tape you have'nt used enough
- Love is like a rose in winter, only the strong survive
- Smile, and the world will smile with you. Laugh and they'll all think your on drugs.
- I'll be sober tomorrow but you'll be ugly for the rest of your life.
- "Where there's a will, there's a way. And where there's a way, then there's usually a stop sign somewhere along the road."
- I'm scared to fall in love, scared to fall fast, because everytime i fall in love.....it never seems to last
- Silence is silver, but music is gold...Lifes Tough, get a helmet! loved by some, hated by many, envied by most, yet wanted by plenty!
- Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now.
- "I didn't lose my mind, I sold it on ebay."
- Constipated People Don't Give A crap.
- If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.
- The Earth Is Full - Go Home.
- So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time. Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult.
- If We Quit Voting, Will They All Go Away?
- Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.
- Illiterate? Write For Help
- Honk If Anything Falls Off.
- Cover Me, I'm Changing Lanes.
- He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost, But Miles From The Next Exit.
- You! Out Of The Gene Pool - Now!
- I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To. Fight
- All trespassers will be shot on sight. All survivors will then be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. Have a nice day!
- Best friends are the people that know all about and still put up with you!
- I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back.
- Half the people you know are below average.
- Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film!
- 42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
- A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
- A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
- The sooner you fall behind the more time you'll have to catch up
- All those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand.
- The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
- I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
- OK, so what's the speed of dark?
- If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
- Boys make good pets!
- Princess in training!
- At least I can still smoke in my car
- Caution, Blind Man Driving.
- Never think about the mistakes you made. Think about the mistakes you will make.
- All trespassers will be shot on sight. All survivors will then be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. Have a nice day!
- To learn to succeed, you must first learn to fail."-Michael Jordan
- Treat me like an angel and I'll be your lil' devil."
- Crazy is a relative term in my family!
- Men,chocolate, and coffee are all better rich.
- Life is not measured by the breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.
- Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to.
- Procrastinate now, don't put it off.
